"My inflatable and I do EVERYTHING together..." - Long Haired Dude
"My inflatable has gotten me more dates then I can count!" - Hairless Guy
"Now EVERYONE can see how much I love my Crocs!" -No One Ever
"My wacky waving incredible flailing arm tube man was the life of my party! Thank you wacky waving incredible flailing arm tube man, you made me the most popular kid at school!" - Billy Forrester
"You don't even have to get inside the Bounce House to have fun!" - Any Brother